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My only gripe with Judas Priest's hit song Ram it Down

  So lets just say, hypothetically. That there was in fact, one thousand cars, and additionally, a million guitars Now, in order for the Army of Rock to transport these million guitars, within their thousand cars, they would have to have at least 1000 guitars in each car, now, if you ask me, that seems like a lot. The average electric guitar weighs about 3-5kg, so assuming the average is 4kg for each guitar, that would be 4 tonnes of weight in each car, and that is just the guitars alone, no amplifiers, pedals, leads or generators to provide power. Now the average car has five seats. so lets assume that each car carrying the Army of Rock is fully loaded with five occupants. So the Army of Rock is comprised of a force 5000 strong, yet there are a million guitars in the Army of Rock's armoury That means each metal maniac would have 200 guitars, which no average human would be able to wield in combat, let alone operate all at once.

Ram it Down by Judas Priest

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I think that after reviewing more modern trash its time to take a step back and look at some actual good music, and there is no better album to look at than Judas Priest's magnum opus Ram it Down. This album is incredible for a plethora of reasons, and you can really tell that Ram it Down is something special from Rob Halford's first scream of the album, right at the beginning. Balls to the wall action paired with deep-meaning and the complex inter-twining of incredible vocals and instrumentation culminate in the ultimate rock/metal experience. Every other album I have listened to since is painful to the point where I would rather grind my balls against a cheese-grater while filing away at my teeth with a bastard file (I'm looking at you Wildflower by the Avalanches, Earth 2 by Earth and Animal Collective, as a fucking whole).  Of course, I would be remiss to discuss this masterpiece of an album, without mentioning the album's title track, Ram it Down, which is by far t

E By Ecco2K

Picture the scene, you are on holiday, enjoying your time off, and you wake up one beautiful morning in the countryside, to find someone named "lochraven" asking you to review this trainwreck of an album. What in the actual fuck is this? I have seen people calling it "cloud rap", I have seen people calling it ambient. Now bear witness to me calling it what it is, garbage. I'd like to start this by pointing out how fucking lame this guy's alias is, ECCO2K? Jeez, nice name bro, now go crawl back under Bladee's shadow. And on the topic of garbage names, the album is literally called "e". Ladies and gentlemen this is the death of music. I have been drinking alcohol all day that's how fucking bleak the future of music is, it's just rap music, and not even good rap music for that matter. To the artist's credit though, he is much more competent than Bladee in the vocals department, but he is also black and Swedish so make of that what

1000 Gecs By 100 Gecs

What the fuck is this shit? This is a fucking musical travesty, honestly fuck this fucking garbage. I don't even know what to fucking call this, it's worse than shit, it's fucking disgusting. This album single-handedly convinced me that God is dead, Fuck this shit. There is no fucking consistency in this album, it's a mash of awful sounds and significantly worse sounding vocals.  "B-but that's the point, 100 Gecs don't tie themselves down to a single genre!"  Kill yourself. Cease breathing, vacate your mortal coil, delete brain, drink mercury. When an album lacks cohesion, when an album lacks any semblance of similarity between tracks, is it even an album anymore? It's just a clusterfuck of sound with nothing to tie the current track to the previous track. There is no consistent vibe or atmosphere. Speaking of cohesion, let's talk about the band name and the album title. The band 100 Gecs Literally titled their album 1000 G

Black Midi: Schlagenheim, A review of

It honestly disgusts me that people are calling this shit "rock" music. This is a fucking disgrace, and really highlights how far rock as a genre has fallen. REAL Rock Music is AC/DC, Rose Tattoo, Guns and Roses, Led Zepplin, Aerosmith and INXS. This isn't rock, This is shit.  Honestly though, they named themselves Black Midi? Are you FUCKING kidding me? Fuck these guys, do they even have any idea what a BLACK MIDI is? It takes hours to compose Black Midi music and incredible hardware to even attempt playing it. These guys literally just have a fucking seizure on their guitar and call it a day, fucking no time is put into it at all, it lacks soul, just as the band lacks any fucking talent when it comes to naming themselves.  I am so fucking livid, I can't fucking take it anymore, people guarding these talentless hacks with the guise of it being "experimental" or "Avante-Garde" or even "Neo-Prog-Rock" or whatever the kids are call

Laughing my daks off.

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What gay feather probably looks like.

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