My only gripe with Judas Priest's hit song Ram it Down
So lets just say, hypothetically. That there was in fact, one thousand cars, and additionally, a million guitars Now, in order for the Army of Rock to transport these million guitars, within their thousand cars, they would have to have at least 1000 guitars in each car, now, if you ask me, that seems like a lot. The average electric guitar weighs about 3-5kg, so assuming the average is 4kg for each guitar, that would be 4 tonnes of weight in each car, and that is just the guitars alone, no amplifiers, pedals, leads or generators to provide power. Now the average car has five seats. so lets assume that each car carrying the Army of Rock is fully loaded with five occupants. So the Army of Rock is comprised of a force 5000 strong, yet there are a million guitars in the Army of Rock's armoury That means each metal maniac would have 200 guitars, which no average human would be able to wield in combat, let alone operate all at once.